Pig Sty of the Oprah - A Daisy May Musical
Pig Sty does Opera in Oprah
Man in the Can turned Rapper P-Sty astonished the music world and his fans today on the Oprah Winfrey show. He spoke candidly about his chartbusting Platinum record Yo Daisy- May and how it was inspired by his relationship with his ex Daisy May.
He charted the ups and downs of his love life that inspired his latest venture. With his friend and collaborator Docmo, he appeared on the Oprah show to promote his new Redneck Musical ' Pig Sty of the Oprah'.
"Ah been dun wrong, Oprah. Ah shone nuthin but lurve for mah gurl Daisy Mae. But she's shone nuthin but spite"
Oprah asked him why he still carries a torch for his girl even though she has been slandering him in the tabloids.
"Ah ain't got no torch, Oprah. I do have a torch App on mah Ah-phone, Mah gurl has bin hurtin' - Ah hope this Moosikel shows her how much ah gone and loved her"
Oprah said that Daisy Mae has hooked up with the Mayor and that the couple have recently announced that they are getting married.
In a rare moment of emotional honesty, P-Sty showed tears in his eyes. " I gone written this song for her Oprah. I gone and poured mah emoshun all in this one. Ah hope one way or n'other this stops the rot. Cuz Oprah, that gurl shore knows Ahm inside her mahnd"
'Pig Sty of the Oprah'
(Sing to the tune of 'The Phantom of the Opera theme song - apologies to Musical lovers everywhere)
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Daisy Mae:
Pig Sty darn sang to me
Don’t mean no thang to me
Darn voice sum pain to me, Fool shouts mah name
An’ I gon dun dreamed agin and lordy now I find
The Pig Sty of the Oprah is there
Insahd mah mahnd
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P-Sty:
Sing once agin wit me
Our courtin’ song
Mah power over yer darn stronger babe
An’ tho you call me a zit on yer butt an’ don’ preshate me
The Pig Sty of the Opera is there
Insahd yer mahnd
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Daisy Mae:
Folk who have seen yer face
Gone dun been sick
And them thongs you wear…
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P-sty:
Ah’ve lost a few….
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Both:
Yer/My spirit and mah voice in one combahned
The Pig Sty of the Oprah is there
Insahd yer Mahnd
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Chorus:
He’s the Pig Sty of the Oprah...
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Daisy Mae:
Stinkin’ Pig Sty of the Oprah
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P-Sty:
Ah made them kids with yer
Ahm there pappy
Ah even darn gone and changed
Thar stinkin’ nappy
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Daisy Mae:
Don't care bout their Pappy
Mah Mayer makes em happy
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Both:
An’ in this redneck shack
Where ya drink yerself blind
The Pig Sty of the Opera
Is there/here inside yer/mah mahnd...
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P-Sty:
Sing, mah angel of moosic!
Sing, mah angel of moosic!
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-Mohan Kumar-
© 2012 Mohan Kumar
